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The Report Card · Wednesday, August 26, 2026

AI euphoria meets fiscal reality

Robust AI earnings may not overcome an intensifying bond market sell-off on Wednesday.

C

Accuracy

63%

Correct

34/54

Brier score

0.220

lower is better

By Category

ForecastsD

9/13

69% accuracy

TradesC

6/8

75% accuracy

PredictionsD

11/24

46% accuracy

Drivers

0/0

n/a

EarningsA

8/9

89% accuracy

Forecasts — what we said vs. what happened

C

We said

What happened

Predicted -0.85%, actual -0.02%.

Result -0.02% @ 7675.70

Right
F

We said

What happened

Predicted -1.20%, actual +0.05%.

Result +0.05% @ 29224.52

Wrong
C

We said

What happened

Predicted -0.60%, actual -0.21%.

Result -0.21% @ 53463.88

Right
C

We said

What happened

Predicted -1.50%, actual -0.14%.

Result -0.14% @ 3005.90

Right
F

We said

What happened

Predicted +0.80%, actual -1.55%.

Result -1.55% @ 15.21

Wrong
A

We said

What happened

Predicted +0.20%, actual +0.23%.

Result +0.23% @ 99.15

Right
C

We said

What happened

Predicted +0.05%, actual +0.54%.

Result +0.54% @ 4.66

Right
C

We said

What happened

Predicted -0.40%, actual -0.66%.

Result -0.66% @ 81.82

Right
F

We said

What happened

Predicted -0.30%, actual +0.13%.

Result +0.13% @ 4644.20

Wrong
C

We said

What happened

Predicted -0.60%, actual -0.90%.

Result -0.91% @ 68.02

Right
C

We said

What happened

Predicted -1.80%, actual -0.28%.

Result -0.28% @ 78341.58

Right
F

We said

What happened

Predicted -2.20%, actual +0.94%.

Result +0.94% @ 2466.23

Wrong
F

We said

What happened

Predicted +0.60%, actual +4.77%.

Result +4.76% @ 2.90

Right

Trades — what we said vs. what happened

B

We said

What happened

Closed 45.09 for +0.60%.

Result +0.59% @ 45.09

Right
B

We said

What happened

Closed 345.82 for +1.35%.

Result +1.35% @ 345.82

Right
F

We said

What happened

Stop 17537.14 hit — -0.67%.

Result -0.67% @ 29224.52

Wrong
B

We said

What happened

Closed 555.77 for +0.01%.

Result +0.01% @ 555.77

Right
B

We said

What happened

Closed 43.51 for +0.25%.

Result +0.25% @ 43.51

Right
D

We said

What happened

Closed 205.62 for -0.66%.

Result -0.66% @ 205.62

Wrong
C

We said

What happened

Limit at 193.99 not filled (day range 188.05–193.60).

Result 0.00% @ 190.75

No call
A

We said

What happened

Target 4682.84 hit — +0.80%.

Result +0.80% @ 4644.20

Right
C

We said

What happened

Limit at 376.58 not filled (day range 378.02–382.99).

Result 0.00% @ 382.02

No call
B

We said

What happened

Closed 313.99 for +0.41%.

Result +0.41% @ 313.99

Right

Predictions — what we said vs. what happened

We said

What happened

Unscored — text prediction (resolve manually).

No call

We said

What happened

Unscored — text prediction (resolve manually).

No call

We said

What happened

Unscored — text prediction (resolve manually).

No call

We said

What happened

Unscored — text prediction (resolve manually).

No call

We said

What happened

Unscored — text prediction (resolve manually).

No call

We said

What happened

Unscored — text prediction (resolve manually).

No call

We said

What happened

Unscored — text prediction (resolve manually).

No call

We said

What happened

Unscored — text prediction (resolve manually).

No call

We said

What happened

Unscored — text prediction (resolve manually).

No call

We said

What happened

Unscored — text prediction (resolve manually).

No call

We said

What happened

Unscored — text prediction (resolve manually).

No call

We said

What happened

Unscored — text prediction (resolve manually).

No call

We said

What happened

Unscored — text prediction (resolve manually).

No call

We said

What happened

Unscored — text prediction (resolve manually).

No call

We said

What happened

Unscored — text prediction (resolve manually).

No call
A

We said

What happened

PLTR closed +2.76%.

Result +2.76% @ 177.50

Right
A

We said

What happened

NOC closed +1.37%.

Result +1.37% @ 549.95

Right
F

We said

What happened

XOM closed -1.53%.

Result -1.52% @ 158.19

Wrong
F

We said

What happened

KO closed -1.70%.

Result -1.70% @ 90.08

Wrong
F

We said

What happened

JNJ closed -1.15%.

Result -1.15% @ 270.00

Wrong
A

We said

What happened

MO closed +1.54%.

Result +1.54% @ 69.12

Right
F

We said

What happened

WMT closed -0.99%.

Result -0.99% @ 104.34

Wrong
F

We said

What happened

SPDR closed 0.00%.

Result 0.00%

Wrong
A

We said

What happened

GD closed +1.44%.

Result +1.45% @ 382.02

Right
A

We said

What happened

LMT closed +1.64%.

Result +1.64% @ 565.62

Right
A

We said

What happened

CRM closed -0.03%.

Result -0.03% @ 205.62

Right
A

We said

What happened

TSLA closed -1.26%.

Result -1.26% @ 345.82

Right
F

We said

What happened

CRWD closed +2.05%.

Result +2.05% @ 189.18

Wrong
A

We said

What happened

HP closed -1.62%.

Result -1.62% @ 41.40

Right
A

We said

What happened

WDAY closed -1.89%.

Result -1.89% @ 190.75

Right
A

We said

What happened

NVDA closed -1.59%.

Result -1.59% @ 209.66

Right
A

We said

What happened

ZM closed -7.03%.

Result -7.03% @ 93.83

Right
F

We said

What happened

DASH closed +1.47%.

Result +1.47% @ 236.93

Wrong
F

We said

What happened

AMD closed +0.37%.

Result +0.36% @ 480.93

Wrong
F

We said

What happened

SPDR closed 0.00%.

Result 0.00%

Wrong
F

We said

What happened

NVDA closed -1.59%.

Result -1.59% @ 209.66

Wrong
C

We said

What happened

No ticker parsed from statement.

No call
F

We said

What happened

CRWD closed +2.05%.

Result +2.05% @ 189.18

Wrong
F

We said

What happened

CRM closed -0.03%.

Result -0.03% @ 205.62

Wrong
F

We said

What happened

ARK closed 0.00%.

Result 0.00%

Wrong

We said

What happened

Unscored — text prediction (resolve manually).

No call

We said

What happened

Unscored — text prediction (resolve manually).

No call

We said

What happened

Unscored — text prediction (resolve manually).

No call

We said

What happened

Unscored — text prediction (resolve manually).

No call

We said

What happened

Unscored — text prediction (resolve manually).

No call

We said

What happened

Unscored — text prediction (resolve manually).

No call

Drivers — what we said vs. what happened

C

We said

What happened

Called bearish; SPX flat (-0.02%).

No call
C

We said

What happened

Called mixed; SPX flat (-0.02%).

No call
C

We said

What happened

Called mixed; SPX flat (-0.02%).

No call
C

We said

What happened

Called bearish; SPX flat (-0.02%).

No call
C

We said

What happened

Called bearish; SPX flat (-0.02%).

No call
C

We said

What happened

Called mixed; SPX flat (-0.02%).

No call
C

We said

What happened

Called bullish; SPX flat (-0.02%).

No call
C

We said

What happened

Called mixed; SPX flat (-0.02%).

No call
C

We said

What happened

Called bearish; SPX flat (-0.02%).

No call
C

We said

What happened

Called mixed; SPX flat (-0.02%).

No call

Earnings — what we said vs. what happened

A

We said

What happened

Called beat (60% beat); actual beat (EPS 3.88 vs est 3.1482).

Right
A

We said

What happened

Called beat (70% beat); actual beat (EPS 1.87 vs est 1.7922).

Right
F

We said

What happened

Called miss (45% beat); actual beat (EPS 0.86 vs est 0.718).

Wrong
A

We said

What happened

Called beat (60% beat); actual beat (EPS 3.35 vs est 3.2167).

Right
A

We said

What happened

Called beat (60% beat); actual beat (EPS 0.31 vs est 0.2984).

Right
A

We said

What happened

Called beat (55% beat); actual beat (EPS 3.24 vs est 2.2219).

Right
A

We said

What happened

Called beat (50% beat); actual beat (EPS 2.01 vs est 1.8126).

Right
A

We said

What happened

Called beat (55% beat); actual beat (EPS 1.05 vs est 0.9841).

Right
A

We said

What happened

Called beat (55% beat); actual beat (EPS 2.24 vs est 2.1746).

Right

We said

What happened

Not yet reported.

No call

We said

What happened

Not yet reported.

No call

We said

What happened

Not yet reported.

No call

We said

What happened

Not yet reported.

No call

We said

What happened

Not yet reported.

No call

We said

What happened

Not yet reported.

No call

We said

What happened

Not yet reported.

No call

We said

What happened

Not yet reported.

No call

We said

What happened

Not yet reported.

No call

Scoring is deterministic and runs after every US market close. End-of-day prices from Yahoo Finance; earnings actuals from Finnhub. Free-text predictions (top-15, surprise, uncertain) are left for editorial review and not counted in the overall grade.